In addition to a child-mutilating serial killer, they’d scored a major bust on a prostitution ring, big enough that Jelly was able to let all the ones who were obviously children or there against their will go without endangering their quota. The hand that was in charge of Lizard-sitting that day reported no incidents or injuries. All in all ( Read more... )

When she was ten years old, Alice fell into Wonderland.

Her father had been involved with a project for a grant all month long, working long hours that saw him coming home later and more exhausted than usual. Alice was worried, as a child worries when parents aren’t acting as they normally do, and her mother picked up on that worry. On a whim, she ( Read more... )

( Alice and Hatter are getting married. Mazel Tov! O Frabjous Day! )

( Begin at the start... )

( Which was odd, because it was the middle of the night )

( Insert witty phrase here. )

( Over hill, over dale... )

( This is the chapter that killed me. )

( EIGHT THOUSAND WORDS )

( What the hell was up with Jack's hair? )